I don’t understand why everyone just doesn’t get their own bank account: they are easy to start, and for free, if you go to the right bank.įor the engagement, Colt takes Larissa to one of the highest points in Las Vegas, despite her being desperately afraid of heights. Personally, I would not trust Larissa to hold ten cents, but if Colt and Deb want to begrudgingly watch a stranger spend their life savings, that’s their business. And, now that Larissa is joining the family, she will be added to Colt and Deb’s joint bank account. Colt responds by saying he loves Larissa enough to put up with her crap, which … also is not a compliment. Deb passive-aggressively tells him that he will have an interesting life which … isn’t a compliment. Yet Colt struggles to meet her wants, refusing to spend more than $10,000 on the necessity.Ĭolt can’t afford Larissa and I don’t know why they are together, but despite all logic and reason, Colt tells his mother he’s going to re-propose to her. Larissa wants a car that matches her hair and has an air conditioner, which is such a basic request that it should be easy to find. This is an outrageous statement to make, but I have to commend her for her boldness. Larissa is objectively a horrible person but what I love about her is that she wants to make 70 percent of the financial decision making while bringing in zero percent of the dollars. In the most beautiful place on earth, otherwise known as Las Vegas, Nevada, Larissa and Colt hope to buy a used car. In the same breath that he says he has an anger problem, he also says that he doesn’t want to get into a toxic relationship with Olga, completely oblivious to the fact that the problem is him! The only relief I find in these scenes is that Olga is a strong woman who isn’t afraid to call Steven an asshole. If I was Steven watching back on this episode, I would be ashamed of myself. Steven treats performing simple tasks like washing his hands as an insurmountable obstacle.
Somehow everything she does is wrong: she moves too slowly, she is too bossy, she talks to him too sternly. Immediately after Olga has had major surgery, Steven begins verbally abusing the mother of his child. And while Steven is excited to be a father, he is not emotionally equipped to be an adult. This baby, whom Steven and Olga name Ritchie, is 4 kilometers long, because Steven is not well-versed in the metric system. I come to 90 Day Fiancé to see sad people get married, and this intimate moment is too much for me. Honestly, if I wanted to see a woman’s insides, I’d watch Law and Order SVU. Now, I believe that the female body is beautiful in all its tenacity and majesty, but I absolutely do not want to see this invasive surgery on my television screen. Somewhere in Russia, Steven wants us to know that the baby is too big to breach Olga’s small hips and thus she will have to have a C-section. However, my discomfort doesn’t compare to Fernanda’s when she finds out that Jonathan’s family knows nothing about her or their engagement. It makes me so uncomfortable to see them moaning and groaning as if they aren’t in public while dozens of people have stopped their workouts to watch them get off. They even go as far as to practically simulate sex while they’re at the gym.
#LAW AND ORDER SVU SEASON 6 EPISODE 5 FULL#
While I think Fernanda’s reaction to his (not) dancing with another woman was overblown, I can’t blame her for being suspicious of a fiancé whose drawers were full of more women’s underwear than a Victoria’s Secret fashion show.Įventually, Fernanda stops crying over Jonathan when she realizes she’s ruining her makeup, which “she pays a lot of money for with his card.” The two very attractive people reconcile and they are back on the path to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The two are arguing so loudly outside of Jonathan’s car that the police pull up and Jonathan has to wave them off. (White privilege is having a very public domestic dispute that passersby dismiss as casual discussion.) Jonathan believes that Fernanda is acting immaturely, although truth be told, he’s the one arguing with a literal teenager. To say that things have taken a bleak turn would be the understatement of the year. We start this iteration of 90 Day Fiancé with Jonathan chasing after Fernanda in the parking lot of an 18-and-up bar.
#LAW AND ORDER SVU SEASON 6 EPISODE 5 TV#
Are episodes of reality TV supposed to give me severe anxiety? Because my blood pressure is so high after watching this episode.